Not: Lady Chatterley's Lover

Type:Theatre/Drama

Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street, Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL

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Happy Idiot in association with Worthing Theatres and Museum presents

Not: Lady Chatterley’s Lover

A parody of Lady Chatterley’s Lover by DH Lawrence.

 

Fear not darling. I shall return with absolutely no physical injuries.

Lady Chatterley welcomes her husband, Clifford, home from a war that has left the world in tatters. With Clifford’s legs also in tatters, he arrives at Wragby Hall confined to a wheelchair and clutching his secret.

Despite her husband’s impotence, a subject that everyone struggles to avoid, Constance entertains the idea that one day they could have a child. However, as Clifford’s obsession for industrial pursuits heightens, Constance embarks on a passionate and curiously experimental affair with Mellors, the estate gamekeeper. 

This laughter-filled parody of the classic D.H. Lawrence novel will bring you high drama, high comedy and highly-raised eyebrows.

7:30pm / Theatre

Tickets: £26

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